I got an email at work yesterday:
Dear Phil,
I know you do not believe in me (or any other gods or goddesses either), however I have watched you and your friend Rob toil at the allotment for many months now, and with great interest.
I saw you gazing over towards Oakwood with great yearning this morning, and I have granted you the following gifts as proof that god loves ALL creatures on earth, regardless of whether they believe in him.
Gift One: A SHINING PATH OF WOOD AND BRICK
Gift Two: A CRUMBLING AND WEEDING OF SOIL
Gift Three: A BRAND NEW VEGETABLE PATCH OF HOLINESS
I hope you will accept these gifts in good faith (haha), and perhaps I might one day see you in one of my many curches on the Sabbath.Yours all powerfully,
GOD
